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[instrumental music]

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[cheering]

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Yes, that's what
I'm talking about.

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Can I get another taste
of that lucky sugar?

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Oh. Well, this one's gonna
get you a touchdown.

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Mm. Yeah, yeah.

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‐ Mm‐mm.
‐ Mm.

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Oh, my baby out of chips. You
want me to get you some more?

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Aw, thank you, thickums.

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Oh, no problem.

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Uh, excuse me,
my little sugar smack.

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Could you get me
another beer, please?

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Sure...my little hot pocket.

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What the hell is a hot pocket?

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Damn if I know,
I'mma divorce her

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right after the Super Bowl.

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[chuckles]

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Anyway, what's up
with you and Tia, man?

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You ready to pop
that question again?

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Oh, man, things have been
so great since she moved in

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I don't wanna
mess up the flow.

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Besides, we're married
in our hearts.

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We got plenty of time to take
that trip down the aisle.

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Oh, it's not a trip, brother.

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It's a fall
down a bottomless pit.

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Then you land
on a bed of rusty nails.

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[chuckles]

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But have a good time.

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So, it seems like you
and your little hot pocket

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are doing
a lot better, huh?

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Girl, please. I just said that
'cause I was hungry.

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But, how are you and Robert?

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When's he gonna put that ring
back on your finger?

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I don't know.

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Girl, things are goin'
really great

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and I'm ready but, you know

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since I broke it off before

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I'm not trying
to rush him, you know?

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Mm, enjoy the time,
girl, 'cause living in sin

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is better than dying
in matrimony.

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Mm.

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[indistinct chatter on TV]

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Woman, what'd you do to my beer?

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I took half.

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Better get used to it.

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♪ Often I wish that we ♪

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♪ Could take the time to see ♪

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♪ The need there is to be ♪

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♪ A family yeah ♪

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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪

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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪

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♪ Time and seasons change ♪

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♪ But we will still remain ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪

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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Mommy, the SpongeBob movie
is gonna be the best movie ever.

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I can't wait.

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I can't either, baby.

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Excuse me,
are these seats taken?

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You see this theater
is damn near empty.

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Why would you..

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‐ Frankie!
‐ Neesee, girl.

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It's been a while.

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I haven't seen you since
your older brother dared you

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to eat that pound
of butter for a hundred bucks.

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And look at this skin. I haven't
had to use lotion since.

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[laughing]

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But I've chilled out
a lot since then.

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Yeah, right,
this coming from a guy

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who pretended to have
a twin just so he can

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date the Wormley sisters
at the same time.

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But I could've
got away with it, too

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if they didn't wanna
double date.

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Oh.

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[chuckles]

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But, hey, my brother
told me about you

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and Robert getting divorced.

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Yeah, it's okay.

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We're better off as friends.

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But what's been
goin' on with you?

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I've been saved.

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From what?

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I've been saved saved.

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I found Jesus.

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[scoffs]
Where, in the club?

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[laughs]

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Oh. Great.

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Good for you...and Jesus.

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This is my son, Bobby.

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And this is my son, Ezekiel.

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SpongeBob's biggest fan.

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No, I'm SpongeBob's
biggest fan.

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Maybe we both are.
Want some Skittles?

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You're cool. Sit next to me.

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Yeah.

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Oh, wow.

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So, uh, saved, huh?

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‐ Yeah. Married, too.
‐ Hmm.

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How are you doing?

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Are you still
goin' to church?

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Oh. Me and God are cool.

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But I haven't had
much time for church

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since Bobby was a toddler.

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I mean, I just started
my own catering company.

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I broke off an engagement.

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My life's pretty crazy now.

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[instrumental music on screen]

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‐ Alright!
‐ Yeah!

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Yeah!

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You should go to church
with me this Sunday.

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God has changed my life.

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[laughing]

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Thanks for the offer, Frankie

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but I have plans this Sunday.

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And I'm not as stressed out
as I sound.

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Shh!

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Is something wrong
with your lips?

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So Sunday?

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[instrumental music]

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[knock on door]

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‐ Oh, okay, hello. Hello.
‐ Wassup.

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Damn, Dirk, I thought you was
comin' over to watch the game

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not sell Watchtower.

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And miss crazy‐ass Frankie Betha
100 percent sober?

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I'd give all the touchdowns
on the planet to see that.

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Yeah, you know,
he's probably planning

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some kind of hustle
or somethin'.

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Well, hustle or not,
I'm glad we're going to church

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because I don't wanna spend
the rest of my life

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married to a heathen.

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Huh, don't worry. You won't.

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Oh, Bobby, look at you.

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You look like a little
Taye Diggs Shrinky Dink.

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But I don't wanna
go to church.

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I wanna stay here and watch
football with you and daddy.

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Church will be good
for you, son.

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If it's so good,
how come you're not going?

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I will...later.

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God knows it's the playoffs.

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Hey, while you're there, ask him
who's gonna win the Super Bowl.

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What about you, Tia?

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Well, Bobby, older people find
their own ways to be spiritual.

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You know, like,
repeating affirmations

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'cause that's what I do, watch.

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I...am one.

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Okay. I...am six.

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That's good. That's good..

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[knock on door]

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‐ Morning, y'all.
‐ 'Hello.'

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‐ Everyone ready?
‐ Yeah.

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We're ready for you
to stop talkin'

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over the football game, Neesee.

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I'm not going there
with you, Robert.

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It's the Lord's day.

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But Monday through Saturday,
watch your back.

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Anyway, you should
be comin' to church

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if not for yourself,
for your son.

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Okay, just tilt your hat
towards the house

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and then we'll catch
the whole service on TV.

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[instrumental music]

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Who is this brother
with his daddy's suit on?

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Dirty Dirk. Man, I'm glad
you came through.

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Oh, thanks, man. Hey.

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‐ This is my wife, Jonelle.
‐ Hi, nice to meet you.

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Man, this is a trip.

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Back in the day, the only time
I ever saw you in church

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is when you was messin' with
that freak in the confessional.

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Remember that?
Whatever happened to her?

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I married her.

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Rhonda leads the choir now.

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Damn, lift every voice and..

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♪ Sing ♪♪♪

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Okay, now, those are my people.

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I grew up
with ladies like that.

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Wherever they are,
that's where the action is.

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Are y'all ready
for the good news?

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(all)
Yes.

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I said, are you steady,
are you ready for the good news?

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(all)
Yes.

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If you're down,
the world will lift you up..

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...fill your cup.

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But you gotta bring it, too.

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Love the Lord,
and He'll love you.

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‐ Praise the Lord.
‐ Amen.

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[laughs]

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Oh, I love this dude.

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He's like Phillip Michael Thomas

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and Creflo Dollar.

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Today, I wanna rap
to y'all about marriage.

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Now, in Ephesians 5:25, it says

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"Husbands, love your wives.."

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"...even as Christ
also loved the church."

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Yeah.

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Hear that, fellas?

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"Love your wife
as Christ loved the church"

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like she's a part of you

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not like some
old, tired Hyundai

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you're try to trade her
for a new Maybach.

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Mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm.
You hear that, Dirk?

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Ladies,
you must support your men

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and keep them strong.

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Show them you love them,
and they will never stray.

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But do you do that?

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Or do you just ask, "What have
you done for me lately?"

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You listening? You listening?

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Protect your marriage,
marriage is sacred

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and no matter how rough it gets

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you must honor
your commitment.

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[indistinct chatter]

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[thinking]
Pastor Winters is right.

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Marriage is sacred.

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Me and Johnny
weren't ready for that.

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And there's no shame
in bein' alone.

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I love my son.

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I love my job.

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Shoot, I love me.

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But who wouldn't?

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Ooh, it feels so good

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to be back in church.

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(Winters)
'So if you feel the spirit,
shout it out!'

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(all)
Yeah!

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Say ow!

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I mean, Amen.

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(all)
Amen.

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Wives, protect
your husband's hearts

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and they'll show you theirs.

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[thinking]
I wanna protect Dirk's heart

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but, Lord, he's just so faulty.

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He makes everything a joke,
like the time

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I broke my foot,
and he kept asking me

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"How we gonna kick it, Jonelle?
How we gonna kick it?"

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I'd like to kick him.

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But I'm his wife, so I guess

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that means I have
to try harder.

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Husbands, bless your wives.

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‐ 'Yeah.'
‐ 'Yeah!'

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Don't tear them down,
honor them.

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[thinking]
Maybe I'm not tryin'
hard enough with Jonelle.

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But, ooh, she gets
on my damn nerves.

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Oh! Can I say damn?

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What am I talking about?
This is my damn head.

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I can say whatever
I damn well please.

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Damn, damn, damn.

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But, I did make a commitment
to Jonelle before God..

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...and she does
look good in a thong.

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Damn!

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(Winters)
'One, eleven, it says..'

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Let's have a date night...wife.

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That sounds lovely, husband.

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[instrumental music]

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[creaking]

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[panting]

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[laughing]

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[thinking]
That's funny.

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00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,972
Now, I'd like
to open the floor to anyone

259
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who wants to give a testimony

260
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,976
on how God
has changed their life.

261
00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,878
Brother Betha,
please come forward.

262
00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,713
'Amen. Amen.'

263
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:49,683
[applause]

264
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:55,889
Anyone who knew me before
I got saved could tell you

265
00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,057
that I was a sinner.

266
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,391
[indistinct chatter]

267
00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:00,994
I did a lot of things
I'm not proud of.

268
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,362
But then, I found Jesus.

269
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,930
‐ 'Praise..'
‐ 'Praise the Lord.'

270
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:07,367
And it's a blessin',
because in Romans 6:23

271
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it plainly says

272
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,738
"The wages of sin is death."

273
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,874
‐ 'Yes, it does. Yes, it does.'
‐ 'That's right.'

274
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,909
(Winters)
'There isn't a good ending
for those'

275
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:18,244
'who don't follow
the righteous path.'

276
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,815
Now, everyone is
going to live forever.

277
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,384
I'm just trying to make sure
you get the right address.

278
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,286
‐ 'Amen.'
‐ 'Very good.'

279
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,788
[applause]

280
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,056
And if you don't
start acting right

281
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,992
and praying for forgiveness

282
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,728
you can plan to face
your just reward

283
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,163
in the fiery pits of hell.

284
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,099
[murmuring]

285
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,867
So, now let's all rise and sing

286
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,335
"What a friend
we have in Jesus."

287
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:49,109
♪ What a friend
we have in Jesus ♪

288
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:54,280
♪ All our sins
and griefs to bear ♪

289
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,249
♪ Oh yeah‐ah ♪

290
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,484
♪ What a privilege.. ♪♪♪

291
00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:01,421
Hey, Bobby, I just made
a fresh batch of cookies.

292
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,890
‐ Would you like one?
‐ No, thank you, ma'am.

293
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,892
I don't want to spoil my dinner.

294
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,761
"Ma'am?"

295
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:11,932
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Do I smell cookies? Huh?

296
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,267
Yes, I do.
Bring 'em over here.

297
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,402
Hold on, let me see
which is sweeter.

298
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,171
Mmm.

299
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,076
‐ Cookie.
‐ Oh, you know..

300
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,311
Hey, Bobby, you better come
over here and grab one of these

301
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,113
before I turn
into the cookie monster.

302
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,815
No, thank you, sir.

303
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:33,554
I'll have Tia's tasty
bean curd casserole first.

304
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,789
‐ Okay, something's wrong.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

305
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,291
He's been acting
real strange all week.

306
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:40,293
Making his bed,
brushing his teeth.

307
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,963
Bathing like he was born
in a tub.

308
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,532
Yeah, if you wanna call
cleanliness strange.

309
00:12:45,566 --> 00:12:47,000
Yeah, well, I'mma get
to the bottom of this.

310
00:12:48,569 --> 00:12:50,904
Hey, Bobby,
you want to take a break

311
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,439
and watch some SpongeBob
with your old man?

312
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,509
I don't like SpongeBob anymore.

313
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:59,345
He's mean. He hit Patrick
the starfish and made him cry.

314
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,016
How about Veggie Tales?

315
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,218
The one with
the born‐again carrot?

316
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,220
You said they were boring.

317
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:08,354
I didn't mean it!

318
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,223
I promise
I'll never say it again!

319
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,859
Bobby, calm down. It's okay.
What are you looking at?

320
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:17,130
God, if I don't tell Him
I'm sorry, He's gonna punish me

321
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:20,333
and send me
to the fiery pits of hell!

322
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:23,303
[instrumental music]

323
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,344
[instrumental music]

324
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,047
Son, there's nothing that you
or any other six‐year‐old

325
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,882
can do that bad
to get sent to hell.

326
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,087
Mr. Frankie said
"God sends sinners

327
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,524
to the fiery pits of hell!"

328
00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:46,226
Bobby, come on,
listen to your dad.

329
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,895
Now, there's a little piece
of God in everybody.

330
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,431
And God wouldn't send Himself
to hell now, would He?

331
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:54,134
Yeah, He would.
God doesn't play.

332
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,303
Okay, listen, Bobby,
what we're trying to say is

333
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,973
God loves everyone
who does the right thing.

334
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,075
And you're going to church,
so you're safe, right?

335
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,044
I guess.

336
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,880
But, dad,
you don't go to church.

337
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,381
God's going to send you to hell.

338
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,916
‐ Oh.
‐ And you too, Tia.

339
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,084
Oh!

340
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,319
Okay, Bobby, he‐he,
listen, um

341
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,355
we'll go to church
with you, alright?

342
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,523
Thanks, guys.

343
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,961
It's okay, God.
They're coming.

344
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,930
[instrumental music]

345
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,402
So..

346
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,437
So..

347
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,340
‐ Date night.
‐ Sure is.

348
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,143
Strawberry?

349
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:43,383
Ah! Dirk,
you bit off my nail!

350
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,187
That was your nail?

351
00:14:48,589 --> 00:14:50,390
I thought the strawberries
were bad.

352
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,593
[winces]

353
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,963
Uh...you look nice, by the way.

354
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,098
Thanks.

355
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,335
[Jonelle thinking]
My French tip is bleedin'

356
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,671
he's suckin' on my neck
like a pork chop

357
00:15:04,705 --> 00:15:07,641
and all I wanna do
is end this.

358
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,510
[sighs]
Hold up, girl.

359
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:12,546
The Bible says
to cherish your man.

360
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:19,485
[Dirk thinking]
What is this funky perfume
she's wearing?

361
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,055
All I wanna do is end this.

362
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,591
Come on, Dirk, stay strong.

363
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:28,428
Make it work.
Make it work for Jesus.

364
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,966
What's that goofy look
on her face?

365
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,434
She's not pregnant, is she?

366
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,173
[both sigh]

367
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,411
Robert James, my man.

368
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,614
[chuckles]
What's up, Frankie?

369
00:15:47,648 --> 00:15:49,215
Last time I saw you

370
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:53,053
you were shaving a runway
in my Jheri Curl.

371
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,155
‐ Hey, Frankie, this is Tia.
‐ Hey, how you doin'?

372
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,990
I've heard a lot about you.

373
00:15:57,023 --> 00:16:00,493
You know, I used to be
a bit of a party girl myself.

374
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,262
During quiet hour
in my dorm room

375
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,130
I used to, um, play

376
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:07,400
Miami Sound Machine
really loud, you know?

377
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,002
[laughing]

378
00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:12,238
[Robert chuckles]

379
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,478
‐ Hey, Frankie.
‐ Oh, Neesee.

380
00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:19,680
We have to talk to you
about something

381
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:22,382
you said in your
testimonial last Sunday.

382
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:26,620
Yeah, and when you came down
with the fire and the brimstone

383
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,488
uh, you know,
Bobby took a little bit

384
00:16:28,522 --> 00:16:31,625
too much out of it,
and now he's afraid of God.

385
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:36,229
Bobby, I was talking
about adults who lost their way.

386
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,764
I didn't mean you guys.

387
00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:41,535
Like I tell my son Ezekiel,
God loves all children

388
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,571
and He would never
punish you like that.

389
00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:46,439
Really? Are you sure?

390
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:48,742
Just love God
like He already loves you.

391
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,511
‐ Cool?
‐ Cool.

392
00:16:50,544 --> 00:16:53,547
Cool, now I can get home
and watch the fourth quarter.

393
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,251
What? It's the Saints.

394
00:17:01,555 --> 00:17:04,157
And God said,
"He who follows Him

395
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,427
will end his strife
and receive everlasting life!"

396
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,596
‐ Amen!
‐ Hallelujah!

397
00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:11,164
[applause]

398
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:18,705
[thinking]
Wow! Church is more fun
than I thought.

399
00:17:18,739 --> 00:17:21,274
And it's a nice supplement
to my chanting.

400
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,143
Nan ye ho..
Oh, wait, wait, wait!

401
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:26,580
What‐what is this feeling?
Am I getting saved? What?

402
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:30,383
Oh, no, it's just
my phone vibrating.

403
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,453
(all)
Hallelujah!

404
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,455
Now, last week,
I spoke on marriage.

405
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,357
Today, I wanna spit
at you about those

406
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,625
who won't even
commit to marriage.

407
00:17:38,659 --> 00:17:39,760
(female
Brethren.

408
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,427
I'm talkin'
about you live‐togethers

409
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,329
'you house players.'

410
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,398
'I'm talking about
"you're married in your hearts"'

411
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,768
but all you're doing
is just play‐acting

412
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:51,104
and not even Denzel
in "Training Day" type acting.

413
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:55,175
That's right! He's talking about
Shaq in "Kazaam" type acting.

414
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,476
[indistinct chatter]

415
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,412
So, sure, you can lay up
with your honey

416
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:02,115
cuddled up and kissin',
but no matter how close

417
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:05,451
you think you are,
you're still fakin' the funk.

418
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,689
Fakin' it.
Just fakin' the funk, y'all.

419
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,324
Just stinky. Stinky funk.

420
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,729
Before we end
the service today

421
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,731
would anyone like to make
an announcement?

422
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,633
I would.

423
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,835
There's no greater bond

424
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,737
than between married people

425
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,272
and the Bible says so.

426
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,609
'And anyone who doubts it'

427
00:18:28,642 --> 00:18:31,678
is straight up afraid
of what's really real.

428
00:18:31,712 --> 00:18:35,348
Afraid of real.
Scaredy cats. Boo!

429
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,551
[screams]

430
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,585
Scared.

431
00:18:40,721 --> 00:18:42,589
Amen, sister. Amen.

432
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:44,357
(all)
Amen.

433
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,827
Now, let's hear another song
from our wonderful choir.

434
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:50,564
♪ Blessed assurance ♪

435
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:54,267
♪ Jesus is mine ♪
♪ Oh‐h‐h ♪

436
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,437
♪ Oh what a foretaste ♪

437
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,507
♪ Of glory divine ♪

438
00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:03,544
♪ Yeah oh‐oh‐oh ♪
♪ Heir of salvation ♪

439
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,445
♪ Salvation.. ♪♪♪

440
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,749
Hey, baby, Frankie's service
was pretty amazing.

441
00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:13,353
Although Neesee's Amen corner
was a little out of control.

442
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,355
I wouldn't mind going back
to Frankie's church.

443
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,423
‐ Me neither.
‐ Good.

444
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,792
You'll marry me there.

445
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:21,728
What?

446
00:19:21,762 --> 00:19:25,766
Baby, what Frankie
and the pastor spoke on today

447
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:28,935
really hit home with me, and..

448
00:19:28,969 --> 00:19:31,672
Look, I know things are really
great between us right now

449
00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,339
but it's not enough.

450
00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:36,577
I want it to be forever..

451
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,245
...'cause I love you, Tia.

452
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,783
And I wanna spend
the rest of my life with you.

453
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,955
[inhales]
Oh, God.

454
00:19:50,991 --> 00:19:53,459
[sighs]

455
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:56,296
‐ Will you marry me, Tia?
‐ Oh, yes.

456
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,599
Yes, I will marry you, yes.

457
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:01,568
[instrumental music]

458
00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:12,312
Bobby, why are you down here
watching cartoons

459
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,247
when I told you an hour ago
to finish your homework

460
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,281
and to clean up your room?

461
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,984
Why? God doesn't punish kids.

462
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:20,453
He won't, but I will.

463
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:21,522
Aw, man!

464
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:24,758
Can I get a Amen?

465
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,326
Amen!

466
00:20:26,927 --> 00:20:28,261
Hallelujah.

467
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,635
[theme music]